A fat Summit Lake yellow perch on a pair of waders that later popped their first-ever leak.
This was a good afternoon -- it finally stopped pouring rain every 30 minutes -- to start the spring search for smallmouth bass in Summit Lake.
Summit Lake is about 20 minutes from my home in Olympia, Washington, and I've been trying to nail down rumors of fish-per-cast smallmouth bass fishing for the past two years. I've caught the odd smallmouth bass, but never anything approaching Bass-O-Rama.
I'm not sure that is completely bad -- this is mostly a planted rainbow trout and kokanee lake, with a few wild cutthroat trout that come in out of feeder streams. That means whatever smallies live in the lake arrived by Bucket Biologists. Bucket Biologists seem to be on a never-ending mission to introduce bass -- and panfish -- to every lake in the Northwest.
Of course, Bucket Biology is illegal and has ruined or damaged some spectacular trout fisheries in Oregon and Washington.
Anyway, I went out to find and pester the bass, but, as usual, I found a nice school of big yellow perch. For some reason, Summit Lake -- at least the part I suspect holds smallmouth bass -- is thick with big yellow perch. Now, this may mean that the smallmouth live in a completely different part of the lake -- does anyone else hear the "Monty Python" theme music here?.
Or it may well mean I have the concentration skills of a squirrel, and the bass have evaded me once again.
Anyway -- concentration issues aside -- I'm not one to frown at fat, 10-inch-long yellow perch hanging out on a sunken weedbed near a dock complex. I'm just the guy to keep tossing that olive Woolly Bugger in there and lifting out perch.
I don't want to brag, but I have a weird relationship with yellow perch. If they're around, I'll probably hook them -- and they're often kinda big. I know of two spots on the Columbia River where I can't keep big yellow perch off my line during the summer. And, of course, there is Summit Lake.
I would rather have this kind of relationship with winter steelhead or 20-inch-long brown trout, but so it goes....
Anyway, I got my handy nylon mesh bag out of my float tube pocket, tied the string to a handy loop and slipped in the first yellow perch. A mesh laundry bag is a great livewell for panfish days while fishing a float tube or pontoon. I cast again, and another fattie perch whacked the Woolly Bugger on the drop.
I kept four perch and started kicking toward the shore. It was lunchtime, and my Coleman stove, frying pan and corn meal were in the Subaru. An early dinner, cooked and eaten in the little lakeshore parking lot, seemed like a fine idea.
As I kicked -- and thought of hot, crisply fried, succulent perch -- I suddenly felt a damp, cold patch on my shin.
My Simms waders -- in service for about a year -- had popped their first leak. I always think of that first leak as the beginning of the end. Sure, you patch the waders, and everything is fine for a while. But, sooner rather than later, another leak pops up.
Eventually, goopy patches are all over the waders, and I start wondering whether a new leak will happen every time I put my feet into the waders. So, I dread that first leak.
I once had a pair of breathable waders -- not-so-expensive breathable waders -- go for three years without a leak. I use my waders a few times a week, so this was fabulous performance. Of course, the waders slid downhill fast after the first leak showed up.
I bought another pair of the same waders, and they leaked on the second trip. They came with a guarantee, so I sent them in. Those waders eventually ended up spending more time in the shop than a 1975 Ford Pinto.
Now, I'm pretty happy with my Simms waders, and they may last for another year or two. But they may not, and I might have to wade through the fly shop selection, dig out my credit card and hope for the best.
It was something to think about as the perch fillets turned golden-brown in the frying pan.